Most of us know the phrases, “dump eet” and “getting bogged”, from the videos of the Youtube channel Bizonnaci by a creator we do not know the true identity of. Bizonnaci began posting animated videos of a wojak character buying and selling various cryptocurrencies in high risk trades often going all in on one position. He first posted on February 6th, 2018 in the video called [He Sold?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRXdxiot5JM) His trades in the videos would often raise the attention of the antagonist Bogdanoff where he’d make various phone calls which would result in the price of the cryptocurrency bought by the Wojak character changing drastically, driving the character further and further into a furious state. Fast forward to November 21st of 2018 he posted his last video on Youtube, titled [JUST](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QAVquq9bNs&t=14s) where the video opens up with a grassy field covered by dark clouds and the first words heard being “I hurt myself today”.
If we assume that the life of Bizonnaci is similar to that of the Wojak character, It can be assumed that Bizonnaci had already began trading crypto currencies before February 6th, as in order for him to sell, he has to buy. We can assume that he began trading cryptocurrencies in the winter season of 2017-2018. We can also guess what cryptocurrencies he was holding by the addresses in his video descriptions which are Bitcoin (BTC), Ethereum (ETH), Monero (XMR), and Skycoin (SKY). We can also assume that Bizonnaci was also around 20 years old and working minimum wage at McDonalds or another place where you could be described as a “wagecuck”. The social life of the wojak in the videos was not an exciting one, as the wojak sat in a dark room browsing Reddit and /biz/ on 4chan. The wojak also followed various Twitter accounts which would post tweets causing FUD, such as South Korean authorities cracking down on crypto.
Now let’s look at the prices of BTC, ETH, XMR, and SKY starting from the beginning of February 2018 when Bizonnaci began posting and the end of November 2018 when Bizonnaci last posted. If we use February 1st, 2018 as a reference for the prices of those four cryptocurrencies we get according to Yahoo Finance:
BTC: $10,237.30 open with a $10,288.80 high and a low of $8,812.28
ETH: $1,119.37 open with a high of $1,161.35 and a low of $984.82
XMR: $273.88 open with a high of $279.78 and a low of $228.39
SKY: $21.68 open with a high of $24.34 and a low of $16.64
This was the beginning of a brutal bear market. Now let’s look at the prices of BTC, ETH, XMR, and SKY at the end of November 2018, we’ll use November 21st, 2018 as a reference as that is the date Bizonnaci posted his last and very depressing video “JUST”.
BTC: $4,465.54 open with a $4,675.73 high and a low of $4,343.98
ETH: $131.14 open with a high of $138.89 and a low of $125.76
XMR: $66.45 open with a high of $70.24 and a low of $64.43
SKY: $1.44 open with a high of $1.59 and a low of $1.36
If you compare the prices of these 4 cryptocurrencies from the beginning of February 2018 to the end of November 2018, you’d see a nasty fucking drop in price. Let’s put it into percentages by comparing opening prices on February 1st, 2018 and November 21st, 2018.
BTC went down 56.38% which is a loss of $5,771.76 for each bitcoin bought on February 1st, 2018.
ETH went down 88.28% which is a loss of $988.23 for each ETH bought on February 1st, 2018.
XMR went down 75.74% which is a loss of $207.43 for each Monero bought on February 1st, 2018.
SKY went down 93.36% which is a loss of $20.24 for each Skycoin bought on February 1st, 2018
If we were to guess that he bought one of each of these four cryptocurrencies and held until November 21st, 2018 he would be staring at a 60% loss of roughly $6,987 on an investment of $11,650. This kind of loss is a big fucking deal especially if you are in your mid 20’s working at McDonald’s. This kind of loss is also really fucking hard to dig yourself out of as in order to nullify that 60% loss, Bizonnaci would’ve had to make a 120% gain on an investment of the same size as the one on February 1st to dig himself out of the hole he was in. That is fucking impossible if you consider the fact that it was in a brutal bear market that was not gonna end very soon after November 21st, 2018. Also, compared to the prices on February 1st, 2018, the prices of the four cryptocurrencies were a lot higher so the loss may have been even bigger than $6,987.
Fast forward to today April 29th 2021, and he hasn’t posted since 2018. I would like to think that he held on to his coins and is driving his lambo around.
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